The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

No publisher should ever express an opinion of the value of what he publishes. That is a matter entirely for the literary critic to decide.

I am afraid he has one of those terribly weak natures that are susceptible to influence.

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

The only proper intoxication is conversation.

The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.