Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

A man's life is of more value than a woman's. It has larger issues, wider scope, greater ambitions. Our lives revolve in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses. I have just learnt this, and much else with it, from Lord Goring. And I will not spoil your life for you, nor see you spoil it as a sacrifice to me, a useless sacrifice.

A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.