Self-denial is simply a method by which arrests his progress, and self-sacrifice a survival of the mutilation of the savage.

If Nature had been comfortable, mankind would never have invented architecture.

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.

We are specially designed to appeal to the sense of humour.