Those who see any difference between soul and body have neither
Duty is what one expects from others.
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always be in love - that's the reason one should never marry.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
If a woman wants to hold a man she has merely to appeal to what is worst in him.