To be good is to be in harmony with one's self.

I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is very much the same thing.

A man who moralizes is a hypocrite, and a woman who does so is invariably plain.

God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.

Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag.

Full frontal nudity is reserved for Adam and Eve!

With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?