God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.

Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that.

I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

"I hope your hair curls naturally, does it?" "Yes, darling, with a little help from others."

Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things. That is exactly what things were originally made for.

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.