I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out.

Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.

She said that she would dance with me if I brought her red roses but in all my garden there is no red rose.

The chin a little higher, dear. Style largely depends on the way the chin is worn. They are worn very high, just at present.

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.

Miss Prism: And you do not seem to realize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. Men should be more careful; this very celibacy leads weaker vessels astray. Chasuble: But is a man not equally attractive when married? Miss Prism: No married man is ever attractive except to his wife. Chasuble: And often, I've been told, not even to her.