Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it. Selfishness is wanting others to live their lives as you wish them to.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty.
Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.
Let me be dressed as I will, yet flies worms and flowers exceed me still.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.