I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary. When her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief.

Nothing worth knowing can be taught.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Private information is practically the source of every large modern fortune.

It is personalities not principles that move the age.