It is only fair to state, with regard to modern journalists, that they always apologize to one in private for what they have written against one in public.

When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things.

Those whom the gods love grow young.

Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand.

I could deny it if I liked. I could deny anything if I liked.