Niagara Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water going over the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary cliffs...The wonder would be if the water did not fall.

Taking sides is the beginning of sincerity, and earnestness follows shortly afterwards, and the human being becomes a bore.

I made your sorrow mine also, that you might have help in bearing it.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

Believe me, no civilized man ever regrets a pleasure, and no uncivilized man ever knows what a pleasure is.

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same.

Some people always know the price, but not the value