I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
Progress is the realization of utopia.
Who, being loved, is poor?
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing well. If it is worth having, it is worth waiting for. If it is worth attaining, it is worth fighting for. If it is worth experiencing, it is worth putting aside time for.