If it took Labouchere three columns to prove that I was forgotten, then there is no difference between fame and obscurity.

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

The American father is never seen in London. He passes his life entirely in Wall Street and communicates with his family once a month by means of a telegram in cipher.

you will always love, and you will always be loved

People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle.