Lord AUGUSTUS:(looking around) Time to educate yourself, I suppose. DUMBY: No, time to forget all I have learned. That is much more important.

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.

I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

The truth about the life of a man is not what he does, but the legend which he creates around himself.

The Number our envious Persons, confirmation our capability.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.