We spend our days, each one of us, in looking for the secret of life. Well, the secret of life is in Art.

When bankers get together they talk about art. When artists get together, they talk about money.

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand.

It's not hard to get the ideas when they come. They just come... it's painful waiting for them.