"Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information." "I attribute it to the superior quality of the wine, sir. I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand." "Good Heavens! Is marriage so demoralizing as that?" "I believe it is a very pleasant state, sir. I have had very little experience of it myself up to the present. I have only been married once. That was in consequence of a misunderstanding between myself and a young person."

Love will fly if held too lightly Love will die if held too tightly . . .

Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.

She knew nothing, but she had everything that he had lost.

The camera, you know, will never capture you. Photography, in my experience, has the miraculous power of transferring wine into water.

Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.

When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.