If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. But if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly.

America is not a country, it is a world.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

The sick do not ask if the hand that smoothes their pillow is pure, nor the dying care if the lips that touch their brow have known the kiss of sin.