Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.
The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.
All great ideas are dangerous.
Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.
The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Niagara Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water going over the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary cliffs...The wonder would be if the water did not fall.