When you can't have what you choose, you just choose what you have.

Like Adam, our first conspicuous ancestor, I must begin, and lay the blame upon a woman; I am glad to recognize that I differ from the father of my sex in no important particular, being as manlike as most of his sons.

When you can't have what you choose, you just choose what you have.

When a man ain't got no ideas of his own, he'd ought to be kind o' careful who he borrows 'em from.

I thought there should in truth be heavy damages for malpractice on human souls.

With a gun against my belly I... I always smile.

I reckon some parsons have a right to tell yu' to be good. The bishop of this hyeh Territory has a right. But I'll tell yu' this: a middlin' doctor is a pore thing, and a middlin' lawyer is a pore thing; but keep me from a middlin' man of God.