I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with.

It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring - when you die.

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.

Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.

Nobody tells me f-k all!

Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.

To be a parent, especially to rock & roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth. You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.