I just suddenly thought, people really get off on being scared. They pay money to see green foam come out of people's mouths.
Ozzy OsbourneI don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, "Don't you do that," when I used to do it myself.
Ozzy OsbourneI can see thru mountains watch me disappear, I can even touch the sky. Swallowing the colors of the sounds I hear, am I just a crazy guy? You bet.
Ozzy OsbourneThe Beatles. I didn't like the ๏ฌrst couple of songs, but when I heard "She Loves You', it was like something went off in my head.
Ozzy OsbourneThey say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
Ozzy OsbourneThey said I would never write this book. Well, f**k โem โ โcos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I canโt remember anything.
Ozzy OsbourneI open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.
Ozzy OsbourneMTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
Ozzy OsbourneI'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with.
Ozzy OsbourneChocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.
Ozzy OsbourneI think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.
Ozzy OsbourneI never received any encouragement. My father would work nights and my mother would work during the day. We were expected to get a job with a trade.
Ozzy OsbourneWeather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
Ozzy OsbourneWith my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention deficit disorder, so I have to carry a tape recorder everywhere I go.
Ozzy OsbourneOccasionally, I go off the rails. I once nearly killed somebody once - it wasn't funny. I am a lunatic. The pressure of work, the pressure - everyone has a stop valve, and I don't have one.
Ozzy OsbourneThe ministry of fear that won't let you live. The ministry of grace that doesn't forgive.
Ozzy OsbourneI donโt know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasnโt mine, thatโs for sure.
Ozzy OsbourneWhen I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.
Ozzy OsbourneI'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.
Ozzy OsbourneI have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.
Ozzy OsbourneDid you know that the percentage of young people in the crucial 'youthquake' age bracket of 15 to 24 was higher in 1973 than in 1967 ? Therefore it was glam rock that ended the war in Vietnam.
Ozzy OsbourneMy philosophy is if you're happy being a born - again Christian, if you're happy beยญing a Roman Catholic, if you're happy being a Jew or Moslem ... great!! I'm happy being Ozzy.
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