I tried heroin once and I didn't like it. It frightened me.

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.

Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.

They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.

I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.

One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only sup­posed to be one God.

Voices in the darkness scream away my mental health, can I ask a question to help me save me from myself?