I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with.

The birth of a doubt that was once your belief is drowning in the tears that you cry.

Love and peace to everyone. May your God go with you.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.

Sex isn't the priority anymore, now I'm 65. But it still goes on. I want it and she doesn't, same as ever.

Won't you ride my white horse?