I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.
Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.
People think I'm crazy, but I'm in demand.
People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"
You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.
I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read.