When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn't a tragedy. But you need a hell of a sense of humor to handle it.

And tell them all about the books you've read. Better still, buy some more books and read them. That's an order. You can never read too many books.

A wish is a dish that's a lot like a fish: Once it's been eaten it's harder to throw back. - Mr. Rakshasas

The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone.