You'll see. She can be nice sometimes.

He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods.

If I can't have my own mate and my own children, then I can at least have my own kingdom.

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.

So I was beginning my new life as a anomaly, which figured about as much as it sucked.

No matter what else, we have love. Always love.