Plus, according to my mother, memories change like people do, especially if there's enough alcohol involved-Aphrodite

But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.

She's easy to lead around, a shiny present here, a pretty compliment there, and you have true love and a popped cherry sacrificed to the god of deception and hormones. Young girls are so ridiculous--so predictably easy.

I've loved you for as long as I can remember, and I'm going to love you for the rest of my life.

That's how Darkness works. It turns love into something bad.

Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?

Hades was the personification of dark and dangerous--a living, breathing Batman.