I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being as we're in bed together but not doing anything.
P. C. CastThe problem, of course, was that turning into a monster was the brighter of my two choices. Choice Number 1: I turn into a vampyre, which equals a monster in just about any humanโs mind. Choice Number 2: My body rejects the Change and I die. Forever. So the good news is that I wouldnโt have to take the geometry test tomorrow.
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