A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.

There's you. There's me. We love each other, and we have since we were kids, so we should be together. The end.

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.

Warrior, when you pledge yourself to the service of a High Priestess, the goal is not to frighten her to death but to protect your lady from death.

I'm always going to keep your heart safe, even if mine has to stop beating for that to happen.

At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the mayor of Tulsa. Her mom might be Satan.