"You ever have that happen where you meet someone and just - clash? We were like a gravel and cream sandwhich." "That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. I suppose you were the cream?" "Of course I was the cream. Sha."

A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.

No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life." "Why?" he asked, opening both his eyes. "Because sometimes it's either laugh or cry. I prefer laugh. How about you?

If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope.

Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago.

Friendship can only be addition to, not a substitute for true love

Your way of life is sinful and wrong," he said fiercely. Thus says a man who admits to worshipping a God who vilifies pleasure, relegates women to roles that are little more than servants and broodmares, though they are the backbone of your church, and seeks to control his worshippers through guilt and fear.