As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense. (Zoey Redbird)

Friendship can only be addition to, not a substitute for true love

A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.

Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.

Remember that I will be here', he said resolutely. 'For an eternity (...). I would wait for you for an eternity.

Aye, wumman, if it's truly romantic, then it must be Scottish.

I prefer my water in wine form.