Like at the DMV when you've passed your driver's test and had a really bad picture taken and you're waiting for them to bring you your license?" Jack said. "Exactly, only without the filth and peasants," Aphrodite said.

But sometimes you gotta do stuff you don’t want to do.

I am not a morning person. Never have been - never want to be. As a matter of fact, I am vaguely distrustful of people who bound out of bed early like demented puppies. It's barbaric to wake up before 9:00 a.m.

You need to check out his body using your super Spidey Otherworld senses.

Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!

No problem, I'll get a penguin to show us

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite