Something must be wrong with me to stop a good girl-on-girl fight

There were worse things than dying, and those worse things happened to the people you left behind.

Sweetie, she-warriors don"t scream. We wow our men with a look, tame them with a smile.

There's you. There's me. We love each other, and we have since we were kids, so we should be together. The end.

When day begins to break I count my blessings, good and bad, Being wakeful for your sake, Remembering the covenant we've always had, What eagle look your face still shows, While up from my heart's root So great a sweetness flows I shake from head to foot.

Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago.

that's as nutty as squirrel turds