Another two-bowl morning?" - Damien Maslin asking Zoey Redbird if her love of cereal was the reason she was almost late for Vamp Soc class

You and I are bound. We will be each other’s salvation, or each other’s doom.

Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago.

I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.

I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being as we're in bed together but not doing anything.