Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles!

Evil will win if good people do nothing.

We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally.

Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.

Lies don't fix things. They don't even make things easier, at least not in the long run. Best to tell the truth and then clean up an honest mess.

I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.