I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.

What dark secrets do you keep hidden from the world? Where would you go if no one could find you? What would you do if no one could see you?

Yes, I'm married, but I'm not a corpse.

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

But she loves me. Me. Just the way I am.

Nerd herd, focus. You're here to help the fledglings. Dour One and Dour Two aren't important," said Aphrodite. "Dr. Seuss reference. I like it," Stark said, giving me a check-me-out-I've-always-read-books hottie grin. Aphrodite frowned at him. "I said focus, not flirt.

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.