Remember that I will be here', he said resolutely. 'For an eternity (...). I would wait for you for an eternity.

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.

It was like I was inside a fishbowl in the middle of a typhoon, and everyone else was on the outside cluelessly enjoying lovely weather.

Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.

I'll find you again. Even if it takes a hundred of those years.

Actually, the zapping light was kinda like Sookie’s fairy-light-thing. Do you think there’s any chance I’m a fairy?” “No, Z. Focus. True Blood is fiction. This is the real world.