Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago.

I closed my eyes and rested my head against his chest, wishing sincerely that Rhiannon would get hit by a bus.

People who are filled with hate don't know how to handle love.

Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!

Darkness got you like Shelob gor Frodo, only worse.

Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good.