I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.

I'm gay. I know things.

when the thrill of his body fades or changes, and the difficulties of pledging yourself to only one person surface, kindness will be the balm that soothes the wounds of life.

As a successful romantic novelist - one of my publishers is Mills & Boon - I create the sort of male heroes that no woman could fail to adore and few real men could hope to emulate.

I'm a monster, not a moron.

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!

Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said.