I don’t like the way he looks at you.” My stomach lurched. “What do you mean? How does he look at me?” “Like you’re not a student and he’s not a teacher.

Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.

Light always underestimates the viciousness of Darkness

Sweetie, she-warriors don"t scream. We wow our men with a look, tame them with a smile.

But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.

If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope.

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.