Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

You can't win integrity and honor from games. You can only earn them from living a life dedicated to those ideals.

I'm always going to keep your heart safe, even if mine has to stop beating for that to happen.

I just found you - I don't want to leave you so soon.

He's not the brightest crayola in the pack.

I'm gay. I know things.