Can I flirt with another guy to make him jealous?" "Oh no." She laughed, still holding my hands. "That will unleash something you can't handle. You don't mess with men that way.

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.

At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the mayor of Tulsa. Her mom might be Satan.

What dark secrets do you keep hidden from the world? Where would you go if no one could find you? What would you do if no one could see you?

I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being as we're in bed together but not doing anything.

Choose battles that you can win without losing your heart and your soul.