I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be plenty of things going on, and I'm a wealthy bird, so everything was fine.

We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity.

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments

Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

Employers are like horses — they require management.

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.

If he had a mind, there was something on it.