I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be plenty of things going on, and I'm a wealthy bird, so everything was fine.

The spine, and I do not attempt to conceal the fact, had become soluble, in the last degree.

But what is the love life of newts, if you boil it right down? Didn't you tell me once that they just waggled their tails at one another in the mating season?''Quite correct.' I shrugged my shoulders. 'Well all right, if they like it. But it's not my idea of molten passion.

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir.

I love writing. I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing.

the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons

Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.