It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Well, you know, there are limits to the sacred claims of friendship.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?

I love writing. I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing.

Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination. On every side we see big two-fisted he-men floundering round in three figures, stopping every few minutes to let through little shrimps with knock-knees and hollow cheeks, who are tearing up snappy seventy-fours.

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.