I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.
P. G. WodehouseSudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
P. G. WodehouseMarriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
P. G. WodehouseSkiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
P. G. Wodehouse