Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.

As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.

It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.

I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.

As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but there his sex life had come to abrupt halt.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.