Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures.

There's too much of that where-every-prospect-pleases-and-only-man-is-vile stuff buzzing around for my taste.