As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire.

But everything is relative, Bertie... You, for instance, are my relative, and I am your relative.

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things.

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.

Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.