Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.

The Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets. He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out of tuppence.

I clutched at the brow. The mice in my interior had now got up an informal dance and were buck-and-winging all over the place like a bunch of Nijinskys.