He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and introspective. It is one of the chief merits of golf that non-success at the game induces a certain amount of decent humilty, which keeps a man from pluming himself too much on any petty triumphs he may achieve in other walks of life.

I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.

A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.