If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled. He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

The exquisite code of politeness of the Woosters prevented me clipping her one on the ear-hole, but I would have given a shilling to be able to do it. There seemed to me something deliberately fat-headed in the way she persisted in missing the gist.

I never was interested in politics. I'm quite unable to work up any kind of belligerent feeling. Just as I'm about to feel belligerent about some country I meet a decent sort of chap. We go out together and lose any fighting thoughts or feelings.

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.