If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.

Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're a pretty consummate old [prat], aren't you? Not that I want to hurt your feelings, of course." "No, no, I see that." "What I wish you to do is put the whole thing to that fellow Jeeves of yours, and see what he suggests.

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.