-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter
P. G. WodehouseA golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.
P. G. WodehouseI pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.
P. G. WodehouseI mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so." "It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir.
P. G. Wodehouse