Mere abuse is no criticism.

It's curious how, when you're in love, you yearn to go about doing acts of kindness to everybody.

As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again.

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

It is the bungled crime that brings remorse.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.