Mere abuse is no criticism.

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.

My motto is 'Love and let love' - with the one stipulation that people who love in glass-houses should breathe on the windows.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or he can go elsewhere.

I never was interested in politics. I'm quite unable to work up any kind of belligerent feeling. Just as I'm about to feel belligerent about some country I meet a decent sort of chap. We go out together and lose any fighting thoughts or feelings.